How to make a big piece of crap:
- 1. Get some spare wood
- 2. Haphazardly screw/glue it together into some sort of tower.
- 3. Put in a 15 inch computer monitor sort of lined up behind black construction paper.
- 4. Add some controls all crammed together
- 5. Paint black.
Enjoy!
Ok, so the picture has robotron on the screen, so lamer obviously figured out he could use the player ONE and player TWO sticks to control ONE game. But the lightbulb must have burnt out there, because he's got 70 jillion buttons in about 7.2 square centimeters of real estate.
Yeah buddy, that little pimple of a trackball you have there really needed three buttons of it's own. Three. Right.
I wonder if he can talk to people in Alaska on that HAM radio that he has mashed in there in front of the control panel.
Not shown in this picture is the (apparently) removable steering wheel that mounts so low that you must have to drive it with your penis. This is a skill I do not posess. Penis driving.
Do you think he keeps his STRATEGY GUIDES and FAQs from the INTERNET in the glove compartment with no door? I sure would.
And the "gaping hole" marquee is a unique style of "complete ass" that really brings the whole thing together.